வரிகளுக்காகவே பாடலை கேட்கலாம்...

என்னை கவர்ந்த பாடல்களில் இதுவும் ஒன்றாக இருப்பதால் உங்கள் பார்வைக்கு வைக்கிறேன் பார்த்து ரசியுங்கள...இந்த பாடல் மலேசியாவின் உள்ளுர் படமான "உருவம்" என்ற படத்தில் இடம்பெற்றிருக்கிறது...இந்த பாடலை பாடியிருக்கிறார்கள் கே கே கண்ணா மற்றும் சுகன்யா...பாடலை கேட்டு பாருங்க நிச்சயமா உங்களுடைய மனதையும் கவரும்யென நம்புகிறேன்...

மிகவும் கவர்ந்த‌ வரிகள்: ஒரு வரியில்...உன்னை அடைந்தேன்...ஒரு கனம் பார்வை என்னை தீண்டும்...ஒரு நோடியில்...ஒரு...நோடியில் முத்தங்கள் காதல் சொல்லிடுமே...

such a cute joke...hahahaha...lol

Ah Beng was walking along his work area one day and saw his fren AhMute.

Ah Mute can't speak so he needs to use sign language to communicate.

Ah Mute signal why Ah Beng isn't at work.

Ah Beng then look around and gathered some leaves under the tree and stand on them.

He looked at Ah Mute and pointed down at the leaves.

Ah Mute is now confused..

Later Ah Sian passes by and saw Ah Beng standing on the leaves..

Ah Mute than signal Ah Sian on what is Ah Beng trying to say..........

Make a guess........

You can do it........

No cheating........

Ah Sian than type down in his handphone and show it to Ah Mute.

"Aiyo so simple, Ah Beng is on Leave!"

Thanks to Miss Puvana

Husband of the Year Awards‏...

The honorable mention for :

The United Kingdom

...followed closely by

The United States of America

and then ................

Poland

but 3rd Place must go to .........

Greece

it was very very close but the runner up prize was awarded to.................

Serbia

but the winner of the husband/partner of the year

......is

......... Ireland

Ya gotta love the Irish.

The Irish are true romantics..look,

he's even holding her hand.

lol

in love with the alphabet "M"

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....

Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ?

MEN tal illness

MEN strual cramps

MEN tal breakdown

MEN opause

GUY necologist

AND .. When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all the men just to annoy them ...... have a good laugh and a great day!

lol

hilarious...

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,' Send me a brother'Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Every time'!'Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted ; dad got a heart attack, and our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential ! '

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

Thanks to Miss Kalavathy

why dogs hate halloween...lol

Thanks to Miss Puvana