Friday, May 30, 2008

pictures you can't miss....













from the whole list of pictures above i find this picture as the most attractive one...don't you think so?

It doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember, if it made you smile, your friends will smile too!
Thanks to Mr Azmi...

in life anything is possible...















Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend."People Will Forget What U SaidPeople Will Forget What U DidBut People Will Never Forget How U Made Them Feel "

Thanks to Miss Divya...


Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Test To Fustrate Smart People....


Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!!

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question,but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are.?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question: V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ...Maybe.

Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter? Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase isdone. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair ofsunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
ANSWER: He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple... Like you!

THANKS TO MISS SUBA...

smallest indian girl in the world....




THANKS TO MISS SUBA...

Monday, May 12, 2008

mother...i love you...

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me totake another woman out to dinner and a movie.She said, 'I love you, but I know this otherwoman loves you and would Love to spend some time with you.'The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my Mother, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of mywork and my Three children had made it possible to visit her onlyoccasionally.That night I called to invite her to go out fordinner and a movie. 'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked? My Motheris the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surpriseinvitation is a sign of bad news.'I thought that it would be pleasant to spendsome time with you,' I responded 'just the two of us.'She thought aboutit for a moment, and then said, 'I would like that very much.'That Friday after work, as I drove over to pickher up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed thatshe, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the doorwith her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress thatshe had worn To celebrate her last wedding anniversary.She smiled from a face that was as radiant as anangel's. 'I told My friends that I was going to go out with my son, andthey were impressed,' she said, as she got into the car. 'They can'twait to hear about our meeting.'We went to a restaurant that, although notelegant, was very nice and cozy. My Mother took my arm as if she werethe First Lady.After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Hereyes could only read large print. Half way through the entries, I liftedmy eyes and saw Mother sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smilewas on her lips.'It was I who used to have to read the menu whenyou were small,' she said. 'Then it's time that you relax and let mereturn the favor,' I responded. During the dinner, we had an agreeableconversation nothing Extraordinary but catching up on recent events ofeach other's life. We talked so much that we missed the movie. As wearrived at her house later, she said, 'I'll go out with you again, butonly if you let me invite you.' I agreed.'How was your dinner date?' asked my wife when Igot home. 'Very nice, Much more so than I could have imagined,' Ianswered.A few days later, my Mother died of a massiveheart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn't have a chance to doanything for her. Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy ofa restaurant receipt from the same place Mother and I had dined. Anattached note said: 'I Paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure that Icould be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for youand the other for Your wife. You will never know what that night meantfor me.I love you, son.'At that moment, I understood the importance ofsaying in time: 'I love YOU' and to give our loved ones the time thatthey deserve. Nothing in life is more important than your family. Givethem the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till'some other time.'

THANKS TO MISS SUBA...

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Taxi Driver Ghost Story - Singapore‏

A taxi driver picks up a young girl in white from outside Lucky Plaza one night.
She asks to be taken to Chua Chu Kang and the driver drives off. As the taxi nears Chua Chu Kang it passes the cemetery and the driver decides to ask for more directions 'Where shall I drop you?' and he looks in the rear view mirror.
To his horror the back seat is empty. He's shaken and believes he just sent a ghost to her home in the cemetery. He makes his way to a nearby 24hr coffee shop and tells his fellow taxi drivers the horrible experience over a shaky cup of coffee.
One of the other taxi drivers laughs at the story then finishes his coffee and gets into his taxi and drives off to town to look for fares.
It happens that he's also at Lucky Plaza and gets flagged down by a girl in white. She gets in the taxi and tells him to take her to Chua Chu Kang and they drive off.
As they near Chua Chu Kang and approach the cemetery he remembers the horror story told by the other taxi driver. He sneaks a peek at the rear view mirror and to his horror the back seat is empty.
He jams the brakes on and the taxi comes to a screeching halt. Then shivering in fear he slowly turns around and rising from the floor of the taxi he sees a white face with blood smeared around the mouth. So he does the reasonable thing, he screams and gets out of the taxi and runs off into the night. After some panic striken time later. He comes to his senses and decides to go to the police station to report the incident and hopefully get an escort to retrieve his taxi.
He enters the Chua Chu Kang Police post and then freezes in horror. The bloodly mouthed ghost is standing in the police station waiting for him. The ghost slowly turns to him and then raises her arm to point at him with one finger and then opens her bloody mouth and says... 'What's wrong with the taxi drivers in Singapore? The first one drove off before I even got into the taxi and the other one brakes when I bend down to put on my lipstick and I get the whole tube on my face and then he doesn't even apologize, he just runs off screaming and leaves me sitting there!'

Think Positive, Think Healthy!

Have a Nice Day.

THANKS TO MISS PUVANA...

TRUE LOVE IS BLIND...

The man had fought for the US in the War against IRAQ and after returning, he had got married with the girl he was in Love with... Real true Love indeed... Hats off... She is one of the great women in the world as far as I can see.














THANKS TO MISS SUBA...