A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'. 'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist.. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.' The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ... He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied,'I don't have an email.' The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'
Moral of the story:
Moral 1 Internet is not the solution to your life.
Moral 2 If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
Moral 3 If you received this message by email, you are closer to being a office boy/girl, than a millionaire. ..........
P.S - Do not forward this email back to me, I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am ?!" Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Stress Reliever 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Stress Reliever 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans" "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Stress Reliever 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Stress Reliever 9
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Stress Reliever 10
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with? Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
Stress Reliever 11
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ? Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
Stress Reliever 12
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and> > replied: I like your sense of humour.
Stress Reliever 13
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised? Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.