is this true for you?

If U were born on the1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r NO 1 ...
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r NO 2 .
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r NO 3 .
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r NO 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r NO 5 ...
If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r NO 6 .
If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r NO 7 ...
If U were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then U r NO 8 ...
If U were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then U r NO 9...

No 1You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritive,famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people position,they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people! You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people whohave opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good professionin the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody willhave mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive andwell talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always havesome people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behaviour you will be hated by some peopletoo... Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner &wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original... Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!


No 2 No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a lot,you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in yourlife, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical,artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon,comes to gloom and fade awa y so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitlerwho wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community andyour own home). If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time yourwords are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge you can predict the situation.. You will become poets, writers, any artistic business people! You are not strong in love, so you will be thereand here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible womanin the whole family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your lifefor the goodness sake of your family...You are gentle, intuitive with abroad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced Peopl e !!! Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!


No 3 You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious,loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problemswithin your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything..You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wantedto work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anythingwithout hard work! When you r each a man/ woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect peopleolder than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you arenot a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitude! then here you go, what canI say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bittoo much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. Ifyou are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21stborn men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in theculture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworki n g attitude. You always follow. You are a freedomlover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope &joy to this world!!! Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!


No 4 You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power..Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if youare a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. Ifyou are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you willhave sort of too much fun life with ma tes & girls. Your friends willspend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spendanyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends.Tell you what you people are little gems! specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments,for an example you have got a degree in some thing..but you will be unemployed...or will do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage ofyour kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient,persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order... Y our best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!


No 5 You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by justchatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, youare aperson who does anything when your head thinks 'lets do this'.You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humour ,you are the one your friendsand families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually getmoney on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your otherhalf will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! Youtendto go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz thenumber 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! Youare an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!! Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!


No 6 Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You willbe very good in either education or work wise or business management! Youare talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything inyour lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body isjust made perfect for love. You are loveable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kinda looks from most girlsand will involve in more than few re lationships until you get married.If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are! a caring person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way markthen you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you willlead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility,good judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peacefor every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further... Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!


No 7 You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, veryconfident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problemswith bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjectslisted above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certainage. If you are a guy you are popular wi th girls, you are a very talentedtoo. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but stillalways number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all theirlifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you needto get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, thenyou might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to contribute lots to thisworld!!! Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!


No 8 You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say 'thisis what'. You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I meanpoverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the wayin life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you willlearn the life in a very practical way. Y ou are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reservedwith handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and alwaysprepared to help others. Well, once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you become safe. You willface un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals,accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a familyteam. You are a fighter! Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!


No 9 Hey, you guys are the incompatible people in the world. You are so strong,physically and mentally. You are often having big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from familyproblems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you achievewhat you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge andsuccessfully finish the matter off. Y ou are very naughty in your youngerage, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you becomecalm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good inengineering or banking jobs coz people a! lways trust you. Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. You r suchqualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. Youare born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a greatinspiration. Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

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This is too cool.

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758... If you haven't, add 1757.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number --- (XXX)

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!) ....

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS....

strange...

the biggest sewage in the world is in Tokyo

the truck look so tiny and small in the sewage channel

no need to pay for tickets to attend the game

a city in Switzerland is covering the city center with red carpet

photographers has reached the end of adventurer to take some picture

the longest bus in the world is in China

long: 25 M

have 5 doors

and can carry 300 passengers

the smallest robot ever in the world, trust me you won't see it even if it is with you in the in the same room

a building in Japan that has strange balcony as tea cups

first time I see the limousine car that causes this much of trouble for the rich people!

do you want to see one of the proffesional drug smugglers boats? it has 2000 Yamaha outboard engines 8 engines with 250 h.p each!

clear sea water in Maldives you think that the boat is floating in the air

Thanks to Mr Mahendiran

NaUgHtY jOkEs ArE cUtE aT tImEs....

70-yr-old man asks his wife "Do u feel sad when u see me running behind young girls? "Wife replied, "No not at all; even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."

A young Chinese girl going on her first date. Her mother warns her....
Mom: First he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name." Next day girl tells Mom...
Girl: "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family."

A white couple had a black baby....The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?"Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!

new ERP granties which maybe implemented soon...

Thanks to Miss Gayathiri from stengg....

so next time do you want to "Curl" or "Rebond"???

( Char Siew Pau & Maggi Mee :)

One day, char siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat char siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.

Char Siew Pau lost the fight and went back to tell all the pau family;- Kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.

So together, all the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way... they met Spaghetti.. so all of the pau ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the daylights out of Spaghetti till Spaghetti could not say a word,

Spaghetti then screamed ....... 'what did I do? I don't even noe you all'..

Then cha siew pau said ..'HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!!'

Ten Kamal's - An Interesting Insight On Dasavatharam Roles...

If you knew the real dasavatharams of Lord Vishnu and their characters you can appreciate the script more. Here is the explanation, starting with the best adapted role:


1. Krishna avatar - Vincent PoovaraghavanLord krishna is actually a dalit, he is dark-skinned [shyamalam]. He saved draupadi when she was being violated and he was the actual diplomat in mahabharatham. Lord krishna dies of an arrow striking his lower leg. Now look at how vincent was introduced.. he appears when asin is about to be molested and he saves her like draupadi. Vincent is the dalit diplomat, fights for land issue [soil issue to be exact] and dies from the metal rod striking his leg. Oh even five of vincent's men are drugged at P. Vasu's.. sounds familiar???

2. Balarama avatar - Balarama naiduThis is an easy given. as the name suggests and the role personifies you can easily get it.

3. Mathsya avatar - Rangaraja nambiRangaraja nambi is thrown into water in an act of trying to save lord from being thrown into sea, though vainly. What more clue do you want? Lord VISHNU in this manner saved his True Devotees from dissolution so as to hand down divine knowledge and saved the VEDAS from destruction so as ensure CREATION after the DISSOLUTION. here Ranagaraja nambi tried to save Vishnu and the believe he had...

4. Varaha avatar - Krishnaveni paattiDuring the mukunda song, krishnaveni paatti does varaha avatar in the shadow puppetry. The frame freezes on it for a second. there is the clue. Moreover, in varaha avatar lord actually hides earth so as to protect life forms. Here too krishnaveni hides the germs - life form inside the statue so as to protect.

5. Vamana avatar - Kalifulla khanRemember in vamana avatar, lord vishnu takes the vishvaroopa, that is the giant form! Hence the giant kalifulla here symbolises vamana avatar.

6. Parasurama avatar - Christian FletcherParasurama is actually on an angry killing spree and killed 21 generations of the particular kshatriya vamsa. Hence the real KILLER... Guess what thats what our Fletcher is! He comes around with the gun [modern upgrade for axe] and kills everyone around. Have to check if he kills 21 people though.

7. Narasimha avatar - Shingen NarahashiFirst of all the name itself is a play on the words singam [means lion in tamil] and narasimha [the avatar being symbolised]. Lord Narasimha manifests himelf to kill the bad guy and he also teaches prahaladha. In the movie, he shows up to kill the killer fletcher! and is also a teacher.. Lord Narasimha had to kill the asura with bare hands and hence the martial arts exponent here.. get it?

8. Rama avatar - Avatar SinghLord Rama stands for the one man one woman maxim, kind of symbolising true love.. Here Avatar portrays that spirit by saying that he loves his woman more than anything and wants to live for her.

9. Kalki avatar - Govindaraj RamasamyAs you know, the hero in kaliyug can be none other than the Kalki avatar!!!

10. Koorma avatar - BushThis is the most loose adaptation I couldn't clearly comprehend. But if you look at the real koorma avatar, the lord is the turtle/tortoise that helps in stirring the ksheera sagara and bringing out the amruth. This essentially creates war among the devas and asuras. Similarly today Bush facilitates war between you know whom... May be Kamal also indicates that this avatar is a bit dumb like the tortoise... http://hinduism.about.com/od/godsgoddesses/a/10avatars.htmhttp://members.tripod.com/~srinivasp/mythology/avatars.html