Thursday, December 31, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
I LOVE MADDY!!! =D
On the behalf of all his fans including myself, let's wish Maddy a very very Happy Birthday!!!
For all the fans of Madhavan a song from the all time favourite movie called Alaipayuthey!!!
For all the fans of Madhavan a song from the all time favourite movie called Alaipayuthey!!!
Sunday, May 31, 2009
A little child's prayer...lolx =P
"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those Poor Ladies in Daddy's computer...... Amen !!!”
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
தமிழ் புத்தாண்டு நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்...
A VERY HAPPY TAMIL NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU!!!
அனைவருக்கும் எனது இனிய தமிழ் புத்தாண்டு நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்!!!
Send this eCard !
Monday, April 6, 2009
Tomato Story...
A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'. 'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist.. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.' The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ... He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied,'I don't have an email.' The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'
Moral of the story:
Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.
Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
Moral 3
If you received this message by email, you are closer to being a office boy/girl, than a millionaire. ..........
P.S - Do not forward this email back to me, I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!
kekekekekekekekeke......=p
Thanks to Miss Puvana
Saturday, April 4, 2009
15 Most Strange Buildings of the World
1. The Crooked House (Sopot, Poland)
2. Forest Spiral - Hundertwasser Building (Darmstadt, Germany)
3. The Torre Galatea Figueres (Spain)
3. The Torre Galatea Figueres (Spain)
4. Ferdinand Cheval Palace a.k.a Ideal Palace (France)
Stress Relievers...
Some naughty humour to brighten your day :)
Stress Reliever 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am ?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Stress Reliever 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Stress Reliever 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Stress Reliever 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Stress Reliever 9
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Stress Reliever 10
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
Stress Reliever 11
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
Stress Reliever 12
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and> > replied: I like your sense of humour.
Stress Reliever 13
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
hahahahahahahaha....=p
Thanks to Miss Phyllis
Stress Reliever 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am ?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Stress Reliever 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Stress Reliever 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Stress Reliever 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Stress Reliever 9
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Stress Reliever 10
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
Stress Reliever 11
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
Stress Reliever 12
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and> > replied: I like your sense of humour.
Stress Reliever 13
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
hahahahahahahaha....=p
Thanks to Miss Phyllis
Sunday, March 8, 2009
wifey vs. hubby... =p
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?""Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about whoshould brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving eachother the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
TELL THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?""Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about whoshould brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving eachother the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
the famous kiss....
my favourite picture with a lovely kiss
60 years later, kiss still embracedAug. 12: The photograph of a sailor kissing a surprised nurse in Times Square remains, 60 years later, an iconic image of the day World War II ended.
muackxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
glenn ong & jamie yeo split :( ...
Radio DJ Glenn Ong and his television host wife Jamie Yeo have separated. He announced this on his morning radio show on MediaCorp's Class 95FM yesterday morning but did not give details.
There had been rumours for the past few weeks that their marriage was on the rocks and they were spotted at a recent event arriving and sitting separately.
The couple married in 2004. It is Yeo's first marriage and Ong's second. He was married to Kate Reyes, also a MediaCorp DJ, from 2000 to 2003 and had also then announced their break-up on air.
Yeo, 31, is currently a presenter on ESPN Star Sports and was a former radio DJ and actress with MediaCorp.
Neither of them was available for comments. Calls and messages to both went unanswered.
Early on his radio programme yesterday, Ong, 38, mentioned that he had an important announcement to make at 8.30am.
At 8.31am, he said he and Yeo 'have parted ways', then promptly played the song Stronger by Kanye West.
He did not elaborate and there was no further mention of the separation for the rest of the show, save for a comment from him that he was receiving a lot of SMSes about it.
A spokesman for MediaCorp Radio says: 'Glenn Ong and Jamie Yeo have officially filed for separation and have been living apart for a while. Their marriage broke down simply due to the couple having grown apart in recent years because of their careers and individual differences.
'The decision was a mutual one and thus the parting was amicable. They remain good friends, are still talking and continue to have the utmost respect for each other. This is naturally a difficult time for the couple and they have requested to be left alone unequivocally.'
Radio listener Lina Husin, 29, was shocked to hear the announcement.
She says: 'They seemed to be quite a loving couple and he was always talking about her on air, calling her 'my baby'.'
Yeo is a celebrity blogger on the Straits Times Online Media Portal (Stomp).
But in a recent entry dated Jan 29 on her personal blog, she wrote: 'I was glad to be done with 2008 honestly. The year was great work-wise but not so on a personal level. I'm only finally admitting this because the year's done and dusted, and I know 2009 will be liberating, to say the least.'
There had been rumours for the past few weeks that their marriage was on the rocks and they were spotted at a recent event arriving and sitting separately.
The couple married in 2004. It is Yeo's first marriage and Ong's second. He was married to Kate Reyes, also a MediaCorp DJ, from 2000 to 2003 and had also then announced their break-up on air.
Yeo, 31, is currently a presenter on ESPN Star Sports and was a former radio DJ and actress with MediaCorp.
Neither of them was available for comments. Calls and messages to both went unanswered.
Early on his radio programme yesterday, Ong, 38, mentioned that he had an important announcement to make at 8.30am.
At 8.31am, he said he and Yeo 'have parted ways', then promptly played the song Stronger by Kanye West.
He did not elaborate and there was no further mention of the separation for the rest of the show, save for a comment from him that he was receiving a lot of SMSes about it.
A spokesman for MediaCorp Radio says: 'Glenn Ong and Jamie Yeo have officially filed for separation and have been living apart for a while. Their marriage broke down simply due to the couple having grown apart in recent years because of their careers and individual differences.
'The decision was a mutual one and thus the parting was amicable. They remain good friends, are still talking and continue to have the utmost respect for each other. This is naturally a difficult time for the couple and they have requested to be left alone unequivocally.'
Radio listener Lina Husin, 29, was shocked to hear the announcement.
She says: 'They seemed to be quite a loving couple and he was always talking about her on air, calling her 'my baby'.'
Yeo is a celebrity blogger on the Straits Times Online Media Portal (Stomp).
But in a recent entry dated Jan 29 on her personal blog, she wrote: 'I was glad to be done with 2008 honestly. The year was great work-wise but not so on a personal level. I'm only finally admitting this because the year's done and dusted, and I know 2009 will be liberating, to say the least.'
Monday, February 9, 2009
Mummy in Italy
The most beautiful mummy in the world!!!
This girl die from disease at 5year's old. Her mother asked a doctor to make her a mummy and kept it in an Italian temple, it's already 80 years.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKS ?
Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy
And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing
As Time Passes
Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact
After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?
Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate
Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak
They Forget Each Other
So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends... .
I Don`t Want To Be One Of This Kind.
So Here I Am Saying
Dear Blog Readers,
I Am Fine Here...Hope You Guys Are Fine Too....
Please Keep In Touch with Me... =D
Thanks
Sunday, February 1, 2009
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