Diwali....

A VERY HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL OF YOU!!!

a mere coincidence - believe it or not....

Kamal Hassan

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1) In 1978, his Tamil movie "Sivappu Rojakal (Erra Gulabi)" gotreleased..He played the role of a Psychopath killer . One year later, a guy calledPsycho Raman was caught for brutally murdering people

2) In 1988, kamal played the role of a unemployed youth in the movie"Sathya". In 89-90's our country faced lot of problems due tounemployment.

3) In 1992, his blockbuster movie "Devar Magan" got released. Its avillage bas ed subject. There will be some scenes portraying communalclashes.Exactly a year later in 1993, there were many communal clashes insouthern districts.

4) We all know in 1996 many people in our country was cheated by financecompanies. Our Kamal Hasan has clearly depicted this in his movie"mahanadhi" which got released in 1994 itself.

5) In "heyram"(2000), there are some scenes relating to Hindu Muslimclashes . We all know 2 years later, godhra(Gujarat riots) incidenthappened.

6) He used a word called 'tsunami' in his movie "An besivam (SatyameSivam)"(2003).The word 'tsunami' was not known to many people before. In2004, 'tsunami' stuck the east coast of our country and many people losttheir lives.

7) In his latest movie "Vettaiyadu Vilayadu (Raghavan)"(2006) there aretwo characters called ila&amudhan who played the roles of psychopathkillers.After 3 months of release of the movie, the noida serial killing came tolight (moninder/sathish)And to add another point to the seven below

8 )He shows the outbreak of a biological weapon(virus/vial) in Tamiln adu --Dasavatharam(2008) Will it Happen????

hahahaha....oh my god! scary sial....lol

Feng Shui of Sleeping‏...

Thanks to Miss Subathira

guess what was in the prince's pocket???

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth..

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and the prince went away sadly .

The second prince brought diamonds.

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

:-[

The third prince approached. He told the princess,

'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand..

And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pocket?

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M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking??

HAHAHAHAHAHA

U Very Ham Sap Leh!

Thanks to Miss Ponni

Spongebob Found In Serangoon Road, no joke‏ okie....

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Thanks to Miss Puvana

Moments When You're Allowed To Say Ohh Shhh !!!

Thanks to Mr Kavindran

Drunk Finalists-2008...hahaha...lol

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3RD PLACE
2ND PLACE
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Thanks to Miss Divya

Terrible F1 accident‏...

VERY SCARY>>>> only for the strong hearted...

The F1 night race in Singapore, the accident not shown on TV…..

Please always observe safety... This is a shocking image of excess speed where it actually flipped over... Not for the faint heartened…

hahahaha.....lol

Thanks to Miss Puvana

Productivity Improvement Strategy‏...lol

Probably this might be the situation in Indian IT companies soon because of the time they spend on traffic ...

Microsoft Office Bus In China

Thanks to Mr Mahendiran

Happy Ayutha Poojai...

Especially to All Our Hindu Friends!

Wishing Everyone A Very Happy Ayutha Poojai!!!

Have a nice day & a great week ahead !

Can I Borrow $25???

To all the workaholics out there... i believe that this is an important message that every man should always remember...we will never bring back time...

Can I Borrow $25?

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'

DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.

SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.

'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

HAVE a GOOD DAY. =).

have a good laugh man....hahaha...lol

Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House: Married MEN Not Allowed. We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy... ~~~~~~

Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside. ~~~~~~

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ~~~~~~

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, 'Order, order.' The drunkard immediately responded, 'Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda.'

Man Quits Smoking Because Of Will Power.He Quits Drinking Because Of Will Power. But He Quits Womanizing Because He Has The Will But No Power.

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. ~~~~~~

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ? ~~~~~~

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting, 'Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!' 'That's great, Sweetheart,' said her daddy. 'Come in to the living room and tell me about it.' 'Well,' began the confession, 'I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science.'

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers. ~~~~~~

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much. ~~~~~~

Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? ~~~~~~~

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. ~~~~~~~

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions . ~~~~~~~~

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born. ~~~~~~~~~

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing? ~~~~~~~

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time. ~~~~~~~

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. 'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist. 'How long has what been going on?' said the man. ~~~~~~~

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love. ~~~~~~~~

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. ~~~~~~~~

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

Thanks to Miss Nabila

The Loyal Wife...

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the +after-life+ with me.'

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died . . . He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a minute!'

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there in the casket with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.'

'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!! ?'

'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.

'Moral of the story: *Women are cleverer than Men* ......

Send this to a clever women you know, or a man with a good sense of humor . . . . .

I just did.

6 Babies After Twin Daughters..Cute...

Thanks to Miss Subathira