Something Unique For All

My Singing... (=

2011-02-24T03:23:00.000-08:00

Oru Vetkam Varuthey Varuthey...

Uruginen Ennil Naan...♥

2011-02-02T05:09:00.000-08:00

Uruginen Ennil Naan Niraigirean Kannil Thaan

Maraigirean Ennil Naan Imai Kaanbathum Unnaithaan

Ennil Engum Unnai Manam Theyduthu

Paarkum Yellam Unnthan Mugam Thoondruthu

Yenn Kaanal Thaagam Thiraa Nee Vendumey

Yennai Neengathey Anbe Endrum Enn Naalumey

Uruginen Ennil Naan Niraigirean Kannil Thaan

Maraigirean Ennil Naan Imai Kaanbathum Unnaithaan

Muthal Murai Indru Unnakena Idayathai Thirakirean

Uyir Varai Unnai Nenjinile Sumanthida Ninaikirean

Vaa Vaa Vaa Anbe Anbe

Paaraiyo Yennai Anbe

Iravellam Vizhi Mudinaal Unn Kanavuthaan Thinam Kanavuthaan

Aruginil Yennai Nerunginaal Ini Paagal Yellam Unn Ninaivuthaan

Uruginen Ennil Naan Niraigirean Kannil Thaan

Maraigirean Ennil Naan Imai Kaanbathum Unnaithaan

Nimishangal Ondrum Unnai Indri Ugangalaai Pooguthey

Varushangal Yaavum Unnudan Ore Nimishamaai Aaguthey

Ore Sol Sol Anbe Anbe

Kelaatho Engey Anbe

Unn Anbu Ore Puthu Ulagam Thaan

Yenn Swasam Yellam Unnakaagaathaan

Vazhuvellam Unn Uravuthaan

Uyir Priyum Varai Nee Oruvan Thaan

Uruginen Ennil Naan Niraigirean Kannil Thaan

Maraigirean Ennil Naan Imai Kaanbathum Unnaithaan

Ennil Engum Unnai Manam Theyduthu

Paarkum Yellam Unnthan Mugam Thoondruthu

Yenn Kaanal Thaagam Thiraa Nee Vendumey

Yennai Neengathey Anbe Endrum Enn Naalumey

Uruginen Ennil Naan Niraigirean Kannil Thaan

Maraigirean Ennil Naan Imai Kaanbathum Unnaithaan

A Poem Written By Me...

2011-01-30T04:50:00.000-08:00

Love At Every Sight ...♥

2011-01-29T23:46:00.000-08:00

Uyir Poovil Vandu Uyir Thennai Undu

Yennai Aalum Munbu Nee Kalapaaiyaa

Yenn Kadhal Andru Sugam Kuttum Ondru

Yennai Aalum Munbu Nee Kalapaaiyaa

Unn Vizhi Kondraalum Kozhum

Unn Kural Ulladi Nillum

Unn Mozhi Pinn Nenjai Alum

Nee Kalapaaiyaa

Thinam Thindadum Penmai

Naan Aalaamal Sendral

Idayam Rendagi Poogum

Nee Kalapaaiyaa

Nelam Velaathu Mannai

Kadhal Kollathu Unnai

En Nenjodu Indrey

Kalapaaiyaa

Oru Murai Oru Murai Unnudan Vazha...♥

2011-01-27T00:52:00.000-08:00

Oru Murai Oru Murai Unnudan Vaazha

Vithiyinil Sathiyinil Unn Mugam Theyda

Sugamathu Sumaiyathu Urainthey Poonathedaa

Iravinil Thanimaiyil Unn Kural Kettaka

Mayakathil Thayakathil Kann Imai Thiraka

Varudiya Unn Ithal Kannavaai Ponnathedaa

Pesamaley Olarugirean Kirangurean Mayangugirean

Pesamaley Olarugirean Unnatharugey Mayangugirean

Oru Murai Oru Murai Unn Mugam Paarka

Vithiyinil Sathiyinil Unn Mugam Theyda

Sugamathu Sumaiyathu Urainthey Poonathedaa

Iravinil Thanimaiyil Unn Kural Kettaka

Mayakathil Thayakathil Kann Imai Thiraka

Varudiya Unn Ithal Kannavaai Ponnathedaa

Oru Paarvai Neeyum Paarthal Adi Nenjil Oru Minnal

Enn Muney Neeye Vaanthal Thadumaarum Yenn Kaalgal

Cell Phone Nil Theydi Paarthaal Neethaaney Chella Peiyar

Nillal Poley Naanum Vaanthal Virataathey Naan Unn Pinn

Jananam Maranam Vendam Intha Thanimai Kodumai Mothum
Ranangal Yennai Kondral Unn Ninaivey Yenn Suvaasam

Oru Murai Oru Murai Unnudan Vaazha

Vithiyinil Sathiyinil Unn Mugam Theyda

Sugamathu Sumaiyathu Urainthey Poonathedaa

Mayakathil Thayakathil Kann Imai Thiraka

Iravinil Thanimaiyil Unn Kural Kettaka

Varudiya Unn Ithal Kannavaai Ponnathedaa

Pesamaley Olarugirean Kirangurean Mayangugirean

Pesamaley Olarugirean Unnatharugey Mayangugirean

Pesamaley Olarugirean Kirangurean Mayangugirean

Unnatharugey Mayangugirean

Totally Love The Song!! ♥♥♥

2010-12-03T06:34:00.000-08:00

Ithu Pagalaa??? Naddu Nisiyaa??? ♥♥♥

2010-11-28T02:09:00.000-08:00

Ithu Pagalaa??? Naddu Nisiyaa???

Oru Thuliyaa??? Kadal Alaiyaa???

Ithu Pagalaa??? Naddu Nisiyaa???

Oru Thuliyaa??? Kadal Alaiyaa???

Kanavugal Yellam Kalainthu Poonathey

Kavithaigal Yenno Kaaiyam Aanathey

Urvugalin Thavurugalaal Kadhal

Uthirkindara Sogam Thodar Kathaiyaa???

Ithu Pagalaa??? Naddu Nisiyaa???

Oru Thuliyaa??? Kadal Alaiyaa???

Illai Pathi Endraley Engey Sellum Yenn Kaalgal???

Sellum Paathai Yellamey Mull Vanamey…

Thapey Illai Nesathil Aanaal Indru Soogathil

Aanalil Malarum Azhagu Illai

Uravzhin Kathaiyil Sugam Illai

Urvugalin Thavurugalaal Kadhal

Uthirkindara Sogam Thodar Kathaiyaa???

Ithu Pagalaa??? Naddu Nisiyaa???

Oru Thuliyaa??? Kadal Alaiyaa???

Kanavugal Yellam Kalainthu Poonathey

Kavithaigal Yenno Kaaiyam Aanathey

Urvugalin Thavurugalaal Kadhal

Uthirkindara Sogam Thodar Kathaiyaa???

Ennadhu Uyire Ennadhu Uyire Inaithinda Vaa Ennadhu Uyire...♥♥♥

2010-11-26T06:17:00.000-08:00

Muthal Murai Unnai Paartheyn Ennai Theyrinthathey

Marmurai Unnai Paartheyn Ellam Purinthathey

Iruthaiyamum Silla Nimidam Nindrathey

Sagiyee

Ennadhu Uyire Ennadhu Uyire

Inaithinda Vaa Ennadhu Uyire

Idai Vezhi Yaavum Thozhainthu Pogavey

Ini Varum Kaalam Sernthu Vazhavey

Puthuvithamaai Theyrigirathey Bhoomi

Unarntheyney Nee Enn Vazhithoonaiye

Ennadhu Uyire Ennadhu Uyire

Inaithinda Vaa Ennadhu Uyire

Yennil Paathi Illai Nee

Unnil Paathi Illai Naan

Muttrum Engu Neethaaney
Penn Nilave

Naan Yennumpothu Ennam Nii

Unnumpothu Annam Nii

Yethuvum Unnaipol Privathu Yenna

Paagalum Iravaai Erivathu Yenna

Imai Muluthum Kanavugaley Thungum

Marantheyney Naan Urangidavey

Ennadhu Uyire Ennadhu Uyire

Inaithinda Vaa Ennadhu Uyire

Idai Vezhi Yaavum Thozhainthu Pogavey
Ini Varum Kaalam Sernthu Vazhavey

Puthuvithamaai Theyrigirathey Bhoomi

Unarntheyney Nee Enn Vazhithoonaiye Ye

Muthal Murai Unnai Paartheyn Ennai Theyrinthathey

Marmurai Unnai Paartheyn Ellam Purinthathey

Iruthaiyamum Silla Nimidam Nindrathey

Sagiyee...

Me & My Ilamai Team on Vasantham News!!!

2010-06-13T06:13:00.000-07:00

Pidichirukku/பிடிச்சிருக்கு!!! ♥

2010-05-30T08:04:00.000-07:00

இப்பொலுதே www.ilamai.org ‌என்ற இனையத்தல முகவரிக்கு சென்று நான் படைக்கும் "பிடிச்சிருக்கு/Pidichirukku" நிகழ்ச்சிய கேள்ளுங்க!!! இது உங்கள் இளமை இனைய வானொலி கேட்கும்போதே WOW!!!

Swathi Thirunaal 2010!!

2010-05-14T22:22:00.000-07:00

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!! ♥

2010-05-08T03:56:00.000-07:00

உலகிலுல்ல அனைத்து அன்னையர்களுக்கும் எனது அன்னைக்கும் சேர்த்து அன்பார்ந்த அன்னையர் தின வாழ்த்துக்கள்!!! ♥ WISHING ALL THE MOTHERS' IN THE WORLD A VERY HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!! ♥

அனைத்து அன்னையர்களுக்கும் இந்த பாடல் ஒர் அர்பணம்...

Introducing You A New WebSite...

2010-05-05T01:05:00.000-07:00

Happy Thaipusam 2010!

2010-01-30T05:35:00.000-08:00

VETRIVEL MURGANUKU AROGARAA!!!

BYE BYE 2009!!! WELCOME 2010!!!

2009-12-31T01:32:00.000-08:00

Oli96.8FM's Deepavali D&D!!!

2009-11-01T23:10:00.000-08:00

My Performances...

2009-09-29T06:59:00.000-07:00

Happy Onam!!! Onashamsakal!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

2009-09-02T17:10:00.000-07:00

Happy 44th Birthday Singapore!!!

2009-08-09T21:44:00.001-07:00

all about love....

2009-07-19T01:56:00.000-07:00

I LOVE MADDY!!! =D

2009-06-01T04:18:00.000-07:00

On the behalf of all his fans including myself, let's wish Maddy a very very Happy Birthday!!!

For all the fans of Madhavan a song from the all time favourite movie called Alaipayuthey!!!

http://www.rmadhavan.com/

A little child's prayer...‏lolx =P

2009-05-31T07:01:00.000-07:00

"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those Poor Ladies in Daddy's computer...... Amen !!!”

when you wash your body,wash your hands too!!!

2009-05-28T03:39:00.000-07:00

IT CAN HAPPEN ONLY IN JAPAN !!!

2009-05-26T04:47:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Mr Maheshwaran SK

தமிழ் புத்தாண்டு நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்...

2009-04-13T19:41:00.000-07:00

A VERY HAPPY TAMIL NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU!!!

அனைவருக்கும் எனது இனிய‌ தமிழ் புத்தாண்டு நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்!!!

Send this eCard !

The largest DEAD snake ever found, over 50 feet...

2009-04-06T22:26:00.000-07:00

Tomato Story...

2009-04-06T22:14:00.000-07:00

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'. 'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist.. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.' The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ... He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied,'I don't have an email.' The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

Moral of the story:

Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.

Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3
If you received this message by email, you are closer to being a office boy/girl, than a millionaire. ..........

P.S - Do not forward this email back to me, I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!

kekekekekekekekeke......=p

Thanks to Miss Puvana

15 Most Strange Buildings of the World‏

2009-04-04T20:36:00.000-07:00

1. The Crooked House (Sopot, Poland)

2. Forest Spiral - Hundertwasser Building (Darmstadt, Germany)
3. The Torre Galatea Figueres (Spain)

4. Ferdinand Cheval Palace a.k.a Ideal Palace (France)

5. The Basket Building (Ohio, United States)

6. Kansas City Public Library (Missouri, United States)

7. Wonderworks (Orlando, Florida, United States)

8. Habitat 67 (Montreal, Canada)

9. Cubic Houses (Rotterdam, Netherlands)

10. Hang Nga Guesthouse a.k.a Crazy House (Vietnam)

11. The Ufo House (Sanjhih, Taiwan)

12. Nakagin Capsule Tower (Tokyo, Japan)

13.. Erwin Wurm: House Attack (Viena, Austria)

14. Wooden Gagster House (Archangelsk, Russia)

15. Ripley's Building (Ontario, Canada)

Thanks to Miss Puvana

Stress Relievers...

2009-04-04T20:07:00.000-07:00

Some naughty humour to brighten your day :)

Stress Reliever 1

Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever 4

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am ?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever 5

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever 6

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever 7

Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Stress Reliever 8

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever 9

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Stress Reliever 10

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

Stress Reliever 11

Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

Stress Reliever 12

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and> > replied: I like your sense of humour.

Stress Reliever 13

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

hahahahahahahaha....=p

Thanks to Miss Phyllis

wifey vs. hubby... =p

2009-03-08T06:56:00.000-07:00

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?""Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about whoshould brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving eachother the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

TELL THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !

the famous kiss....

2009-02-14T21:23:00.001-08:00

my favourite picture with a lovely kiss

60 years later, kiss still embraced

Aug. 12: The photograph of a sailor kissing a surprised nurse in Times Square remains, 60 years later, an iconic image of the day World War II ended.

muackxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

glenn ong & jamie yeo split :( ...

2009-02-14T21:14:00.000-08:00

Radio DJ Glenn Ong and his television host wife Jamie Yeo have separated. He announced this on his morning radio show on MediaCorp's Class 95FM yesterday morning but did not give details.
There had been rumours for the past few weeks that their marriage was on the rocks and they were spotted at a recent event arriving and sitting separately.
The couple married in 2004. It is Yeo's first marriage and Ong's second. He was married to Kate Reyes, also a MediaCorp DJ, from 2000 to 2003 and had also then announced their break-up on air.
Yeo, 31, is currently a presenter on ESPN Star Sports and was a former radio DJ and actress with MediaCorp.
Neither of them was available for comments. Calls and messages to both went unanswered.
Early on his radio programme yesterday, Ong, 38, mentioned that he had an important announcement to make at 8.30am.
At 8.31am, he said he and Yeo 'have parted ways', then promptly played the song Stronger by Kanye West.
He did not elaborate and there was no further mention of the separation for the rest of the show, save for a comment from him that he was receiving a lot of SMSes about it.
A spokesman for MediaCorp Radio says: 'Glenn Ong and Jamie Yeo have officially filed for separation and have been living apart for a while. Their marriage broke down simply due to the couple having grown apart in recent years because of their careers and individual differences.
'The decision was a mutual one and thus the parting was amicable. They remain good friends, are still talking and continue to have the utmost respect for each other. This is naturally a difficult time for the couple and they have requested to be left alone unequivocally.'
Radio listener Lina Husin, 29, was shocked to hear the announcement.
She says: 'They seemed to be quite a loving couple and he was always talking about her on air, calling her 'my baby'.'
Yeo is a celebrity blogger on the Straits Times Online Media Portal (Stomp).
But in a recent entry dated Jan 29 on her personal blog, she wrote: 'I was glad to be done with 2008 honestly. The year was great work-wise but not so on a personal level. I'm only finally admitting this because the year's done and dusted, and I know 2009 will be liberating, to say the least.'

Mummy in Italy‏

2009-02-09T16:51:00.000-08:00

The most beautiful mummy in the world!!!

This girl die from disease at 5year's old. Her mother asked a doctor to make her a mummy and kept it in an Italian temple, it's already 80 years.

Thanks to Miss Phyllis

World Famous Personalities in One Single Artwork

2009-02-06T19:33:00.000-08:00

Fabulous!!!

Click on the picture to take a closer look at it....

stills of the movie "Ayan"

2009-02-05T18:49:00.001-08:00

specially for Fans of "Surya"...

Never underestimate an average looking girl ......!

2009-02-05T18:26:00.000-08:00

NOW

SHILPA SHETTY

Conclusion
Never Underestimate an averge looking girl because today

Cosmetics can do Wonders!!!

your little finger shows your character...

2009-02-05T18:14:00.000-08:00

My Art Soul's Presentation

2009-02-03T07:33:00.000-08:00

PRABU'S EPI 1

PRABU'S EPI 2

HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKS ?

2009-02-02T19:52:00.000-08:00

Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy

And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing

As Time Passes

Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact

After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?

Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate

Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak

They Forget Each Other

So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends... .

I Don`t Want To Be One Of This Kind.

So Here I Am Saying

Dear Blog Readers,

I Am Fine Here...Hope You Guys Are Fine Too....

Please Keep In Touch with Me... =D

Thanks

Season's Comics...lolz...

2009-02-01T04:20:00.000-08:00

Thanks to Miss Audrey

gong xi fa chai....

2009-01-25T04:30:00.000-08:00

such a cute video...lolz.. :P

wishing everyone "gong xi fa chai" & lets love the year of "OX"...

i have fallen in love with this song...

2009-01-18T18:35:00.000-08:00

just love it...love it....muackxxxxxxxxxxxx

2009's Pongal Releases....

2009-01-13T20:04:00.000-08:00

Vijay's Villu
AVM's A Aa E Ee
Dhanush's Padikaathavan
Raj TV's Kathalnaa Chumma Illa
Vijayakanth's Engal Asan

Backed Out Releases Due to Lack of Screens:

Madhavan's Guru En Aalu
SJ Surya's Newtonin 3am Vidhi
Sundarsi's Perumal

Have a Great Time Watching This Pongal Releases in Theatres Now!!!

Till then Listen to this brand new song from the movie Villu & enjoy yourselves!!!

Vaada Maapilley - Tippu, Rita, Vadivel

பொங்கலோ பொங்கல்!!! பொங்கலோ பொங்கல்!!!

2009-01-13T17:07:00.000-08:00

அனைவருக்கும் எனது தித்திப்பான பொங்கல் நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்...

PONGAL O PONGAL

தித்திப்பான பாடல்களை கேட்டு மகிழுங்கள்!!!

opps...my sincere apology for the late updates....

2009-01-09T19:14:00.000-08:00

Hey Dudes,

First of all I would like to apologise for the late updates...by the way I was too busy with my own work...oh yeah! & not forgetting to wish all of you a very "HAPPY NEW YEAR"!!! Hope all of you will have a great time reading my blog with the upcoming articles for the brand new year...& also hope that the "OX" year will bring you good luck to fulfil all your resolutions...stay tuned in with my blog yeah……& have a great time…lol :D

With Lots of Love, Hugs & Kisses,

DDV

very cute jokes....

2008-12-30T04:49:00.000-08:00

Telephone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the useof the phone. I do not use this phone; I use the one at theoffice.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I usemy work telephone
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use mycompany mobile
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones

Prospective Employer to Applicant : 'So why did youleave your previous job?'
Applicant: 'The company relocated and they did not tell me where!'

You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . .. ... that you have your MP3 player on your ears !

WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said:'GO TO HELL', that's why I came home early.

John: It's my wife's birthday
Peter: What's your gift to her?
John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: What did she said?
John: Anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
Peter: What did you gave her?
John: playing cards

After having failed his exam in 'Logistics andOrganization', a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student : 'Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?'
Professor : 'Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!'
Student : 'Great, well then I would like to ask you aquestion. If you can give me the correct answer, I willaccept my mark as is and go. However, if you do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam.'
Professor : 'Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?'
Student : 'What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?'

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers : 'Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year od woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A', although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.

Thanks to Miss Durgashini

I am a August Babe...How about Yourself?

2008-12-06T18:35:00.000-08:00

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer evryone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppisite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

JUNE BABY

You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST BABY

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Mysterious. Bottle up the feelings.
You won't ever know what's going on in their heads, except for the chosen few.Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Always busy in finding ways to relieve world's problems,
but during this they tend to neglect themself. Near and dear people
should see to it that they don't forget themself completely
while caring for others all the time. Brave and fearless
Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous.
Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often.. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends.. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

DECEMBER BABY

This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music.. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover.

வரிகளுக்காகவே பாடலை கேட்கலாம்...

2008-11-30T23:06:00.000-08:00

என்னை கவர்ந்த பாடல்களில் இதுவும் ஒன்றாக இருப்பதால் உங்கள் பார்வைக்கு வைக்கிறேன் பார்த்து ரசியுங்கள...இந்த பாடல் மலேசியாவின் உள்ளுர் படமான "உருவம்" என்ற படத்தில் இடம்பெற்றிருக்கிறது...இந்த பாடலை பாடியிருக்கிறார்கள் கே கே கண்ணா மற்றும் சுகன்யா...பாடலை கேட்டு பாருங்க நிச்சயமா உங்களுடைய மனதையும் கவரும்யென நம்புகிறேன்...

மிகவும் கவர்ந்த‌ வரிகள்: ஒரு வரியில்...உன்னை அடைந்தேன்...ஒரு கனம் பார்வை என்னை தீண்டும்...ஒரு நோடியில்...ஒரு...நோடியில் முத்தங்கள் காதல் சொல்லிடுமே...

such a cute joke...hahahaha...lol

2008-11-20T16:31:00.000-08:00

Ah Beng was walking along his work area one day and saw his fren AhMute.

Ah Mute can't speak so he needs to use sign language to communicate.

Ah Mute signal why Ah Beng isn't at work.

Ah Beng then look around and gathered some leaves under the tree and stand on them.

He looked at Ah Mute and pointed down at the leaves.

Ah Mute is now confused..

Later Ah Sian passes by and saw Ah Beng standing on the leaves..

Ah Mute than signal Ah Sian on what is Ah Beng trying to say..........

Make a guess........

You can do it........

No cheating........

Ah Sian than type down in his handphone and show it to Ah Mute.

"Aiyo so simple, Ah Beng is on Leave!"

Thanks to Miss Puvana

Husband of the Year Awards‏...

2008-11-11T16:51:00.000-08:00

The honorable mention for :

The United Kingdom

...followed closely by

The United States of America

and then ................

Poland

but 3rd Place must go to .........

Greece

it was very very close but the runner up prize was awarded to.................

Serbia

but the winner of the husband/partner of the year

......is

......... Ireland

Ya gotta love the Irish.

The Irish are true romantics..look,

he's even holding her hand.

lol

in love with the alphabet "M"

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....

Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ?

MEN tal illness

MEN strual cramps

MEN tal breakdown

MEN opause

GUY necologist

AND .. When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all the men just to annoy them ...... have a good laugh and a great day!

lol

hilarious...

2008-11-07T19:06:00.000-08:00

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,' Send me a brother'Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Every time'!'Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted ; dad got a heart attack, and our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential ! '

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

Thanks to Miss Kalavathy

why dogs hate halloween...lol

2008-11-07T18:51:00.000-08:00

Thanks to Miss Puvana

Diwali....

2008-10-28T05:50:00.000-07:00

A VERY HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL OF YOU!!!

a mere coincidence - believe it or not....

2008-10-23T01:36:00.000-07:00

Kamal Hassan

====================================================================

1) In 1978, his Tamil movie "Sivappu Rojakal (Erra Gulabi)" gotreleased..He played the role of a Psychopath killer . One year later, a guy calledPsycho Raman was caught for brutally murdering people

2) In 1988, kamal played the role of a unemployed youth in the movie"Sathya". In 89-90's our country faced lot of problems due tounemployment.

3) In 1992, his blockbuster movie "Devar Magan" got released. Its avillage bas ed subject. There will be some scenes portraying communalclashes.Exactly a year later in 1993, there were many communal clashes insouthern districts.

4) We all know in 1996 many people in our country was cheated by financecompanies. Our Kamal Hasan has clearly depicted this in his movie"mahanadhi" which got released in 1994 itself.

5) In "heyram"(2000), there are some scenes relating to Hindu Muslimclashes . We all know 2 years later, godhra(Gujarat riots) incidenthappened.

6) He used a word called 'tsunami' in his movie "An besivam (SatyameSivam)"(2003).The word 'tsunami' was not known to many people before. In2004, 'tsunami' stuck the east coast of our country and many people losttheir lives.

7) In his latest movie "Vettaiyadu Vilayadu (Raghavan)"(2006) there aretwo characters called ila&amudhan who played the roles of psychopathkillers.After 3 months of release of the movie, the noida serial killing came tolight (moninder/sathish)And to add another point to the seven below

8 )He shows the outbreak of a biological weapon(virus/vial) in Tamiln adu --Dasavatharam(2008) Will it Happen????

hahahaha....oh my god! scary sial....lol

Feng Shui of Sleeping‏...

2008-10-23T01:24:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Miss Subathira

guess what was in the prince's pocket???

2008-10-19T06:48:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth..

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and the prince went away sadly .

The second prince brought diamonds.

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

:-[

The third prince approached. He told the princess,

'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand..

And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pocket?

(Scroll down for the answer)

M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking??

HAHAHAHAHAHA

U Very Ham Sap Leh!

Thanks to Miss Ponni

Spongebob Found In Serangoon Road, no joke‏ okie....

2008-10-17T00:01:00.001-07:00

hahahaha...lol

Thanks to Miss Puvana

Moments When You're Allowed To Say Ohh Shhh !!!

2008-10-16T23:51:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Mr Kavindran

Drunk Finalists-2008...hahaha...lol

2008-10-11T21:07:00.000-07:00

IN THE

8TH PLACE

7TH PLACE
6TH PLACE
5TH PLACE
4TH PLACE
3RD PLACE
2ND PLACE
And the

1 ST PLACE goes to.........

hahaha...lol

Thanks to Miss Divya

Terrible F1 accident‏...

2008-10-10T16:46:00.000-07:00

VERY SCARY>>>> only for the strong hearted...

The F1 night race in Singapore, the accident not shown on TV…..

Please always observe safety... This is a shocking image of excess speed where it actually flipped over... Not for the faint heartened…

hahahaha.....lol

Thanks to Miss Puvana

Productivity Improvement Strategy‏...lol

2008-10-10T08:25:00.000-07:00

Probably this might be the situation in Indian IT companies soon because of the time they spend on traffic ...

Microsoft Office Bus In China

Thanks to Mr Mahendiran

Happy Ayutha Poojai...

2008-10-09T06:59:00.000-07:00

Especially to All Our Hindu Friends!

Wishing Everyone A Very Happy Ayutha Poojai!!!

Have a nice day & a great week ahead !

Can I Borrow $25???

2008-10-08T20:58:00.000-07:00

To all the workaholics out there... i believe that this is an important message that every man should always remember...we will never bring back time...

Can I Borrow $25?

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'

DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.

SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.

'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

HAVE a GOOD DAY. =).

have a good laugh man....hahaha...lol

2008-10-07T17:40:00.001-07:00

Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House: Married MEN Not Allowed. We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy... ~~~~~~

Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside. ~~~~~~

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ~~~~~~

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, 'Order, order.' The drunkard immediately responded, 'Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda.'

Man Quits Smoking Because Of Will Power.He Quits Drinking Because Of Will Power. But He Quits Womanizing Because He Has The Will But No Power.

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. ~~~~~~

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ? ~~~~~~

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting, 'Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!' 'That's great, Sweetheart,' said her daddy. 'Come in to the living room and tell me about it.' 'Well,' began the confession, 'I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science.'

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers. ~~~~~~

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much. ~~~~~~

Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? ~~~~~~~

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. ~~~~~~~

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions . ~~~~~~~~

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born. ~~~~~~~~~

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing? ~~~~~~~

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time. ~~~~~~~

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. 'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist. 'How long has what been going on?' said the man. ~~~~~~~

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love. ~~~~~~~~

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. ~~~~~~~~

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

Thanks to Miss Nabila

The Loyal Wife...

2008-10-06T19:27:00.000-07:00

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the +after-life+ with me.'

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died . . . He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a minute!'

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there in the casket with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.'

'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!! ?'

'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.

'Moral of the story: *Women are cleverer than Men* ......

Send this to a clever women you know, or a man with a good sense of humor . . . . .

I just did.

6 Babies After Twin Daughters..Cute...

2008-10-05T17:59:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Miss Subathira

chick...you are dead man!!!

2008-09-26T18:32:00.000-07:00

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that
the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.

Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?

Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to
have one hen and if I lose you will have all.

Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?

Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock
chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've
bought this week !"

dirty jokes about enforcing rent collection‏...lol

2008-09-25T17:26:00.000-07:00

Anybody needs a Apartment for Rent???...lol

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the nightwith her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he toldher that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price.So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

" Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I amnot sending the amount agreed upon, because when Irented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. ???
However, I found out that :-
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned thecheque for $250 with the following note:

" Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present land lady. !!!!

can you find the man in the coffee beans???

2008-09-20T20:19:00.000-07:00

Ok take a break. Try to find the man in the coffee beans....

This is bizarre - after you find the guy - it's so obvious. Once you find him - it's embarrassing, and you think, Why didn't I see him immediately?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!! And, yes, the man is really there!!!

great lawyers indeed...lol

2008-09-16T19:51:00.000-07:00

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

_______________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there. __________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan. ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh... I was getting laid! ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral. ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p. m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him. ________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh.... are you qualified to ask that question? ________________________________________________

--- And the best for last: ---

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law..

10th Annievrsary of Sri Madurai Veeran Poojai...13/08

2008-09-16T19:45:00.001-07:00

Happy Onashamsakal...

2008-09-16T19:35:00.000-07:00

A VERY HAPPY ONASHAMSAKAL TO ALL OF YOU!!!

LUXURIOUS BUS‏...

2008-09-10T22:30:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Miss Subathira

3D ART...

2008-09-10T21:57:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Miss Divya & Subathira

Are you drinking the right TEA + some info on drinking SOYA BEAN milk‏...

2008-09-05T22:32:00.000-07:00

So stop drink masala tea...and ginger tea and move over to Chinese tea...
are you drinking the right tea?

1. People who use their 'brain' to work or students who study hard day and night --- should drink more chrysanthemum Tea.

2. People who need a lot of body energy to work or those people that do a lot of exercise everyday --- should drink Wu Loong Tea.

3. People who travel on a bike or work in dirty and polluted places --- should drink Green Tea.

4. For people who likes to sit down all day long and not doing anything even exercising --- must drink Green Tea and Flower Tea.

5. People who smoke and drink a lot of alcoholic drinks --- should drink more Green Tea.

6. Carnivore (those people who must eat meat) at least once a day, or feel sick or not feeling well --- try to drink some Wu Loong Tea.

7. People who go to the washroom too often or too less --- should drink more Honey Tea.

8. People with high cholesterol and high blood pressure --- Wu Loong Tea, Green Tea.

9. Those who work with computers everyday --- need to drink a Lot of Tea (any tea will do).

Whenever you are working with the computer, you should make some tea; drink it when you are free.

Drinking Tea is healthy --- it can protect and prevent the harmful Ultraviolet light from harming us (when using computer).

Furthermore, it can also cure us when we are tired and help make our body feel fresh again.

Soya Bean~~~~~~~~~~~~~

All of us know that Soya bean drink provides good protein to our body, but many of us don't know that there are certain days we should avoid on the drink.

Soya bean drinks are best consumed on hot sunny days where the sun is burning and glaring. The Soya milk will gives lots of nutrients to the body, as the body is able to absorb the protein well.

However, avoid the drink when the weather is cloudy or anng. Taking the drink in these weathers, the body will not be able to take in the protein thus will result in a disease called 'GOUT' or 'high acidic urine' due to the high protein residue in the body, after a long run.

This disease will cause pain to your knee joints and it will only be in control when you control your food intake of proteins and medications. The pain is unbearable and usually you will have no idea what you have taken to cause the pain. Food like Soya beans, ikan bilis, broccoli, spinach,peanuts, animal organs ( i.e. pork liver) etc will have to be avoided to prevent the pain from attacking.

So my friends share this with your family, relatives and friends to keep an alert of the pros and cons of Soya bean milk and when it is to be taken and avoided.

5 human wonders...worth seeing...

2008-09-05T22:13:00.000-07:00

THE MILLAU VIADUCT is part of the new E11 expressway connecting Paris and Barcelona and features the highest bridge piers ever constructed. The tallest is 240 meters high and the overall height will be an impressive 336 meters, making this the highest bridge in the world.

Parking in Germany !!

First Air Conditioned Bus Station-Dubai!!

World's Fastest Elevator Installed In World's Tallest Building

Toshiba Elevator and Building Systems Corp announced the installation of the world's fastest passenger elevator just exactly where it is needed in Taipei 101, the world's tallest building. The elevator runs at a top speed of 1,010 meters per minute when ascending (600 meters per minute on the way down), which works out to 60..6 kilometers per hour.The Elevator can go from the 5th floor to the 89th floor in 39 seconds. The world's fastest elevator offers the following new technologies:The world's first pressure control system, which adjusts the atmospheric pressure inside a car by using suction and discharge blowers, preventing those riding inside the car experiencing 'ear popping'

The World's First All-glass Undersea Restaurant Opens

The World's First All-glass Undersea Restaurant Opens 15 th April marks the day that the first ever all-glass undersea restaurant in the world opens its doors for business at the Hilton Maldives Resort & Spa. It will sit five meters below the waves of the Indian Ocean , s! urrounded by a vibrant coral reef and encased in clear acrylic offering diners 270-degrees of panoramic underwater views. 'We have used aquarium technology to put diners face-to-face with the stunning underwater environment of the Maldives', says Carsten Schieck, General Manager of Hilton Maldives Resort & Spa. 'Our guests always comment on being blown away by the colour, clarity, and beauty of the underwater world in the Maldives, so it seemed the perfect idea to build a restaurant where diners can experience fine cuisine and take time to enjoy the views - without ever getting their feet wet.' Created by MJ Murphy Ltd, a design consultancy based in New Zealand , Ithaa's distinctive feature is the use of curved transparent acrylic walls and roof, similar to those used in aquarium attractions. 'The fact that the entire restaurant except for the floor is made of clear acrylic makes this unique in the world,' continues Schieck, 'We are currently planting a coral garden on the reef to add to the spectacular views of the rays, sharks and many colorful fish that live around the area.

THE EYE OF GOD...AWESOME!!!

2008-09-04T17:32:00.000-07:00

This photo is a very rare one, taken by NASA. This kind of event occurs once in 3000 years. This photo has done miracles in many lives. Make a wish ... you have looked at the eye of God. Surely you will see the changes in your life within a day. !

This is a picture NASA took with the Hubbell telescope. Called 'The Eye of God.' Too awesome to be seen . It is worth sharing.

Thanks to Miss Gayathiri & Subathira...

Happy Vinayagar Chadurthi...

2008-09-03T19:24:00.000-07:00

A VERY HAPPY VINAYAGAR CHADURTHI TO ALL OF YOU!!!

அனைவருக்கும் எனது இனிய‌ விநாயகர் சது‌ர்‌த்தி நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்!!!

the two stories about being good & seeking good...

2008-09-02T17:36:00.000-07:00

Being Good is Great

A ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small desert like island. The two survivors, not knowing what else to do, agreed that they have no other recourse but to pray to God for help.
However, to find out whose prayer was more powerful, they decided to divide the territory between them and stay on opposite sides of the island.
The first thing they prayed for was food. The next morning, the first man saw a fruit-bearing tree on his side of the island, and he was able to eat its fruit. The other man's parcel of land remained barren.
After a week, the first man was lonely and he decided to pray for a wife. The next day, there was another ship wreck, and the only survivor was a woman who swam to his side of the island. On the other side of the island, there still was nothing.
Soon the first man prayed for a house, clothes, and more food. The next day, like magic, all of these things were given to him. However, the second man still had nothing.
Finally, the first man prayed for a ship, so that he and his wife could leave the island. In the morning, he found a ship docked on his side of the island. The first man boarded the ship with his wife and decided to leave the second man on the island. He considered the other man unworthy to receive God's blessings, since none of his prayers had been answered.
As the ship was about to leave, the first man heard a voice from heaven boom-out, "Why are you leaving your companion on the island?"
"My blessings are mine alone, since I was the one who prayed for them," the first man answered. "His prayers were all unanswered and so he does not deserve anything."
"You are mistaken!" the voice rebuked him. "He had only one prayer, which I answered. If not for that, you would not have received any of my blessings."
"Tell me," the first man asked the voice, "what did he pray for that I should owe him anything?"
"He prayed that all your prayers would be answered."
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
For all we know, our blessings are not the fruits of our prayers alone, but those of another praying for us. This is too good not to share.
With obedience and love for others come blessings. My prayer for you today is that all your prayers will be answered. Be blessed.
"What you do for others is more important than what you do for yourself."

Socrates - The Triple Filter Test

In ancient Greece, scholar and intellectual, Dr. Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about one of your friend?"
"Hold on a minute," Dr. Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
"Triple filter?" asked the man.
"That's right," Dr. Socrates continued.
"Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. That's why I call it the triple filter test. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and wanted to tell it to you"
"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?"
"No, on the contrary, it is bad "
"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though, Because there's one filter left: the filter of usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?"
"No, not really." Replied the man.
"Well," concluded Dr. Socrates, if what you want to tell me is neither true, nor good, and nor even useful to me, why tell it to me at all ."

HaPpY tEaChEr'S dAy...

2008-09-01T02:59:00.000-07:00

miss you E35E...

at the same time as a class I would like to wish a very Happy Teacher's Day & thank all our semester 1 facilitators of RP - Mr Ken Toh, Mr PMA Amanullah, Miss Jeanette Choy, Miss Xu Weiling & Christina Loh. As well as, some of our relief facilitators- Mr Brian Leonard & Mr Mohamed Effendy. And lastly, a well-known facilitator Mr Selvakumar Simon, my elder sister Miss Puvana who was a ex-teacher, my classical music guru Miss Arasakumari from Nrityalaya Aesthetics Society, & all others who had taught me before. Once again, I would like to thank all of you for your guidance,friendship,dicipline & love. I may not say it always. But, I mean it whenever I say it. Thank You Teacher for all the things you have done for me. I will always be grateful to all of you for your great support.

A VERY HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY TO ALL THE TEACHER'S IN THE WORLD!!!

உலகிலுள்ள‌ அனைத்து ஆசிரியர்களுக்கும் எனது இனிய ஆசிரியர் தின நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்!!!

super families...

2008-09-01T02:17:00.000-07:00

Ajith's Family

Bagyaraj's Family
Vijayakanth's Family
Chiranjee's Family
Arjun's Family
Gopika's Family
Ganguly's Family
Simran's Family
Sharukhan's Family

Trisha's Family

Vijay's Family
Vishal's Family
Sachien's Family
Shalini's Family

Thanks to Miss Puvana...

actress Laila with her son...

2008-08-26T04:55:00.000-07:00

just for fun...

2008-08-26T04:51:00.000-07:00

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

How is it?

a legend of krishna's birth....

2008-08-23T21:31:00.000-07:00

In the Yadava Kingdom, King Surasena ruled over Mathura City. His descendant was Ugarasena, and his son was the notorious Kamsa, feared for his tyranny over the land. Ugrasena's younger was Devaka, who had a daughther called Devaki. She was married to Vasudeva, son of Sura a noble of Mathura. After the wedding ceremony, the couple return to Vasudeva's home. Devaki's elder cousin Kamsa himself took the reins and escorted his sister.

As they were going through the forest, a voice from the sky laughed and spoke to Kamsa. "O foolish king, who do you ride home? The very sister and her husband whose eighth son who is going to kill you?" Kamsa became petrified with fear and that very moment he stopped the chariot and took his sword to kill Devaki. Vasudeva entreated with Kamsa and begged him to spare her, in turn he promised to hand over all their children to Kamsa as soon as they were born. Kamsa relented and threw the couple into the dungeon with fetter on their hands and feet.

Vasudeva and Devaki begot of six sons, each of whom Kamsa killed. Such a cruelty and such was the fear of his own impending death. When Devaki conceived the seventh child, who was none other than Sesha the Serpant Couch of the Vishnu, the lord commanded Yogamaya the power of his trance sleep to appear and remove the womb of Devaki and plant it in Rohini, Vasudeva's other wife who was living in Braj on the other bank of Yamuna, under the care of the cowherd Vassai Chieftain Nanda. When Devaki lost her womb, they all thought that the child was dead even before birth, but in fact, he was born to Rohini as Balarama and was growing up with Nanda.

Devaki conceived her eigth child.This was Krishna, on the asterism of Rohini in the monsoon season . Krishna was born at midnight when all the guards had fallen asleep. So radiant was his frame, complete with Shanka, Chakra and all the divine ornanments that Devaki immediately recongnized the child as none other than the Lord Vishnu himself, born to her in human form. She feared that Kamsa too may recongnize the child, so to appease her fear, the Lord withdrew the Shanka, Chakra and four arms and appeared as an ordinary child.

A miracle happened. The doors of the dungeon opened and the Lord commanded Vasudeva to transfer him to the home of yhe cowherd Chieftain Nanda and his wife Yasoda across the river. Vasudeva placed the child on a winnow basket and waded across the swollen river. The river would rise alarmingly, but subside immediately on the touching of the Lord's feet.

Vasudeva reached Nanda's home Brindhadvana on the outskirts of Braj. At the same time, Devaki begot Krishna; Yasoda too begot a female child, who was none other than Yogamaya. Exhausted from the labour, Yasoda lay sleeping. Vasudeva placed the child Krishna bye her side and returned with the female child Yogamay. He re-entered the dungeon and the doors closed. The child cried and guard woke up. They ran to Kamsa and told him birth of another child to Devaki. Kamsa hastily entered the dungeon all disheveled and cruelly picked up the child by its feet, to hit it against a rock. But Lord and behold, the child did not fall down but flew up laughing. "O fool, the child who is destined to kill you is alive and living elsewhere". Kamsa's fears grew worse and he thought of ways to kill his tormentor. He ordered that all childeren born then before or after should be killed all over the land.

A VERY HAPPY KRISHNA JEYANTHI TO ALL OF YOU...
கிருஷ்ண ஜெயந்தியை கொண்டாடும் அனைவருக்கும் எனது மனமார்ந்த நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்...

how???...Muthu...how???

2008-08-08T21:14:00.000-07:00

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... . 'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP

After returning from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. .. that's why.'
Wife : ?????????

MUTHU & TOURIST

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.
First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly,
Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'

MUTHU & DRIVER

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back.. I will drive.'

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard
'WASH BASIN'

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*

Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '

Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............. . the funniest... At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ??? Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

Thanks to Miss Subathira

are both the stories quite familiar with you....???

2008-08-07T21:43:00.000-07:00

"Pregnant unwed daughter"

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.

Scared,
She confides this ' news' to her mother. Shouting,
cursing and crying,
the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you?
I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;

a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and
impeccably dressed in
a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and
the
girl, and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has
informed me of
the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my
personal family
situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is
born, I will bequeath her
2 retail stores, a townhouse, a bea! ch villa and a
$1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories
and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if
there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places
a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
'You can try again!'

"DIVORCE vs MURDER"

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked
up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and
said, 'I
would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need
cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my
husband.'!
The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed,
'Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law!
I'll lose my licence!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well
now,
that's different.. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription.'

how many kids will you have? it all depends on your hubby's job....

2008-08-05T17:55:00.000-07:00

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital while waiting for their wives birth giving. Then a nurse came out and told to the first daddy, "Congratulations, you got twins!". "Oohh.. maybe its a coincident!" said the daddy. "I am working with the Petronas Twin Towers!".

Then another nurse came out and told to the second daddy, "Congratulations! You have triplets!" "Wooow!, this is a coincidence too." said the second daddy."I am working for 3M Corporation!"

Another nurse came out and told the third daddy, "Congratulations! Your wife got quadriplets!" "Thank God! Maybe this is also a coincidence.""I work in the Four Seasons Hotel!"

The fourth daddy-to-be was very worried. All the 3 daddies asked him, "Why are you so worried??" He answered, "I am working @ Seven-Eleven!"

Thanks to Miss Puvana...

is this true for you?

2008-07-31T04:42:00.000-07:00

If U were born on the1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r NO 1 ...
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r NO 2 .
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r NO 3 .
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r NO 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r NO 5 ...
If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r NO 6 .
If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r NO 7 ...
If U were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then U r NO 8 ...
If U were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then U r NO 9...

No 1You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritive,famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people position,they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people! You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people whohave opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good professionin the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody willhave mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive andwell talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always havesome people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behaviour you will be hated by some peopletoo... Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner &wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original... Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

No 2 No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a lot,you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in yourlife, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical,artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon,comes to gloom and fade awa y so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitlerwho wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community andyour own home). If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time yourwords are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge you can predict the situation.. You will become poets, writers, any artistic business people! You are not strong in love, so you will be thereand here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible womanin the whole family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your lifefor the goodness sake of your family...You are gentle, intuitive with abroad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced Peopl e !!! Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

No 3 You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious,loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problemswithin your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything..You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wantedto work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anythingwithout hard work! When you r each a man/ woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect peopleolder than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you arenot a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitude! then here you go, what canI say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bittoo much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. Ifyou are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21stborn men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in theculture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworki n g attitude. You always follow. You are a freedomlover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope &joy to this world!!! Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

No 4 You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power..Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if youare a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. Ifyou are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you willhave sort of too much fun life with ma tes & girls. Your friends willspend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spendanyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends.Tell you what you people are little gems! specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments,for an example you have got a degree in some thing..but you will be unemployed...or will do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage ofyour kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient,persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order... Y our best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

No 5 You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by justchatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, youare aperson who does anything when your head thinks 'lets do this'.You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humour ,you are the one your friendsand families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually getmoney on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your otherhalf will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! Youtendto go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz thenumber 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! Youare an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!! Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

No 6 Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You willbe very good in either education or work wise or business management! Youare talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything inyour lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body isjust made perfect for love. You are loveable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kinda looks from most girlsand will involve in more than few re lationships until you get married.If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are! a caring person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way markthen you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you willlead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility,good judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peacefor every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further... Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

No 7 You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, veryconfident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problemswith bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjectslisted above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certainage. If you are a guy you are popular wi th girls, you are a very talentedtoo. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but stillalways number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all theirlifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you needto get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, thenyou might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to contribute lots to thisworld!!! Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

No 8 You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say 'thisis what'. You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I meanpoverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the wayin life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you willlearn the life in a very practical way. Y ou are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reservedwith handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and alwaysprepared to help others. Well, once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you become safe. You willface un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals,accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a familyteam. You are a fighter! Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

No 9 Hey, you guys are the incompatible people in the world. You are so strong,physically and mentally. You are often having big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from familyproblems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you achievewhat you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge andsuccessfully finish the matter off. Y ou are very naughty in your youngerage, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you becomecalm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good inengineering or banking jobs coz people a! lways trust you. Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. You r suchqualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. Youare born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a greatinspiration. Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

This is clever!!! Pls do try this... U will Lov it‏...

2008-07-27T17:48:00.000-07:00

THIS IS SUPER AMAZING ... !!!

This is too cool.

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758... If you haven't, add 1757.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number --- (XXX)

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!) ....

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS....

strange...

2008-07-23T07:30:00.000-07:00

the biggest sewage in the world is in Tokyo

the truck look so tiny and small in the sewage channel

no need to pay for tickets to attend the game

a city in Switzerland is covering the city center with red carpet

photographers has reached the end of adventurer to take some picture

the longest bus in the world is in China

long: 25 M

have 5 doors

and can carry 300 passengers

the smallest robot ever in the world, trust me you won't see it even if it is with you in the in the same room

a building in Japan that has strange balcony as tea cups

first time I see the limousine car that causes this much of trouble for the rich people!

do you want to see one of the proffesional drug smugglers boats? it has 2000 Yamaha outboard engines 8 engines with 250 h.p each!

clear sea water in Maldives you think that the boat is floating in the air

Thanks to Mr Mahendiran

NaUgHtY jOkEs ArE cUtE aT tImEs....

2008-07-18T16:12:00.000-07:00

70-yr-old man asks his wife "Do u feel sad when u see me running behind young girls? "Wife replied, "No not at all; even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."

A young Chinese girl going on her first date. Her mother warns her....
Mom: First he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name." Next day girl tells Mom...
Girl: "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family."

A white couple had a black baby....The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?"Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!

new ERP granties which maybe implemented soon...

2008-07-10T22:02:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Miss Gayathiri from stengg....

so next time do you want to "Curl" or "Rebond"???

2008-07-05T05:28:00.000-07:00

( Char Siew Pau & Maggi Mee :)

One day, char siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat char siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.

Char Siew Pau lost the fight and went back to tell all the pau family;- Kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.

So together, all the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way... they met Spaghetti.. so all of the pau ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the daylights out of Spaghetti till Spaghetti could not say a word,

Spaghetti then screamed ....... 'what did I do? I don't even noe you all'..

Then cha siew pau said ..'HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!!'

Ten Kamal's - An Interesting Insight On Dasavatharam Roles...

2008-07-05T04:55:00.000-07:00

If you knew the real dasavatharams of Lord Vishnu and their characters you can appreciate the script more. Here is the explanation, starting with the best adapted role:

1. Krishna avatar - Vincent PoovaraghavanLord krishna is actually a dalit, he is dark-skinned [shyamalam]. He saved draupadi when she was being violated and he was the actual diplomat in mahabharatham. Lord krishna dies of an arrow striking his lower leg. Now look at how vincent was introduced.. he appears when asin is about to be molested and he saves her like draupadi. Vincent is the dalit diplomat, fights for land issue [soil issue to be exact] and dies from the metal rod striking his leg. Oh even five of vincent's men are drugged at P. Vasu's.. sounds familiar???

2. Balarama avatar - Balarama naiduThis is an easy given. as the name suggests and the role personifies you can easily get it.

3. Mathsya avatar - Rangaraja nambiRangaraja nambi is thrown into water in an act of trying to save lord from being thrown into sea, though vainly. What more clue do you want? Lord VISHNU in this manner saved his True Devotees from dissolution so as to hand down divine knowledge and saved the VEDAS from destruction so as ensure CREATION after the DISSOLUTION. here Ranagaraja nambi tried to save Vishnu and the believe he had...

4. Varaha avatar - Krishnaveni paattiDuring the mukunda song, krishnaveni paatti does varaha avatar in the shadow puppetry. The frame freezes on it for a second. there is the clue. Moreover, in varaha avatar lord actually hides earth so as to protect life forms. Here too krishnaveni hides the germs - life form inside the statue so as to protect.

5. Vamana avatar - Kalifulla khanRemember in vamana avatar, lord vishnu takes the vishvaroopa, that is the giant form! Hence the giant kalifulla here symbolises vamana avatar.

6. Parasurama avatar - Christian FletcherParasurama is actually on an angry killing spree and killed 21 generations of the particular kshatriya vamsa. Hence the real KILLER... Guess what thats what our Fletcher is! He comes around with the gun [modern upgrade for axe] and kills everyone around. Have to check if he kills 21 people though.

7. Narasimha avatar - Shingen NarahashiFirst of all the name itself is a play on the words singam [means lion in tamil] and narasimha [the avatar being symbolised]. Lord Narasimha manifests himelf to kill the bad guy and he also teaches prahaladha. In the movie, he shows up to kill the killer fletcher! and is also a teacher.. Lord Narasimha had to kill the asura with bare hands and hence the martial arts exponent here.. get it?

8. Rama avatar - Avatar SinghLord Rama stands for the one man one woman maxim, kind of symbolising true love.. Here Avatar portrays that spirit by saying that he loves his woman more than anything and wants to live for her.

9. Kalki avatar - Govindaraj RamasamyAs you know, the hero in kaliyug can be none other than the Kalki avatar!!!

10. Koorma avatar - BushThis is the most loose adaptation I couldn't clearly comprehend. But if you look at the real koorma avatar, the lord is the turtle/tortoise that helps in stirring the ksheera sagara and bringing out the amruth. This essentially creates war among the devas and asuras. Similarly today Bush facilitates war between you know whom... May be Kamal also indicates that this avatar is a bit dumb like the tortoise... http://hinduism.about.com/od/godsgoddesses/a/10avatars.htm http://members.tripod.com/~srinivasp/mythology/avatars.html

KUSELAN...குசேலன்...

2008-06-30T01:40:00.000-07:00

kiasu...

2008-06-30T01:33:00.000-07:00

There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK, who gave Free Haircuts to everybody who came into his shop to have their haircuts.

One day a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber, but the barber replied: 'It's alright, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The Florist was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door .

A policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied: 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Singaporean software engineer went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied: 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The Singaporean software engineer was very happy and left.

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, guess what he found there............

Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Singaporean.... have you got the answer ........... ?????

come on .............

guess guess guess........... ......................................

a dozen Singaporeans waiting for free haircuts!

Thanks to Miss Puvana...

sometimes ENGLISH is cute...

2008-06-24T04:13:00.000-07:00

CONFUSING ENGLISH

13 questions for example...

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil comefrom?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ??
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??????

Thanks to Miss Poovili...

saltish love is always sweet...

2008-06-24T04:09:00.000-07:00

An Amazing Love Story

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. 'would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee.' Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: 'when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there'. While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that's the way he liked it. After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: 'My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you.. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again'. Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee? It's sweet. She replied.

Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!! Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Find one, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, '...that's her.'

Thanks to Miss Suba & Gayathiri...

in love with music...

2008-06-12T05:04:00.000-07:00

Me with my classical singing teacher Miss Arasakumari.

I was so passionate about singing that 6 months back I decided to join Nrityalaya Aesthetics Society to learn more about classical singing. And now everything is going on well.I just enjoy my class alot.I feel that she is just not a teacher but also a good friend of mine.But, I can also tell you that classical singing is not as easy as you think.You need alot of patience to learn it.You just have to enjoy in whatever you do.

WHO FIGURED THIS OUT ???

2008-06-06T05:42:00.000-07:00

INCREDIBLE

1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half....

2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below

3) Fold the other end, exactly as before

4) Now, simply turn it over...

What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!! COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen....

Firstly The Pentagon on fire...

Then The Twin Towers.

..And now .. look at this!

TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL

It gets even better!! 9 + 11=$20!!

OnE mAn Who hAs a MinD aNd kNoWs iT caN aLwAyZ BeAt TEn mEn wHO HaveN'T AnD dON't.